Tuesday, October 22, 2013

14 Funny Quotes Pertaining to Business

AS the work week begins to sink in, I thought some light business humor would be appreciated.


1. "If you see a bandwagon, it’s too late." - James Goldsmith

2. "Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor." - John Ciardi

3. "Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?" - Steve Jobs

4. "The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat." - Lilly Tomlin

5. "The company is going to hell, and we’re riding shotgun."

6. Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining. - Old Western Saying

7. Run your idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it.

8. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot

9. "Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat." - Jim Collins

10. "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon

11. "When you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember to drain the swamp." - Ronald Reagan

12. "Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it." - Andrew Young

13. If it’s stupid but works, it isn’t stupid.

14. "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day." - Robert Frost

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